#7 modest proposal

Dear. Obama



I have noticed a large population of rabid wild dogs in the US. These large populations of wild dog can be a problem because they can infect people with rabies. The dogs are mostly very aggressive and it can cost alot of money to get rid of rabies. With so many dogs infecting people i had a sudden idea. When people have rabies, the common symptom is foam from the mouth. The planet is running out of fresh water, and saliva is made up of 99% water! Because so many people are infected with rabies before the get cured they should fill a bucket with their saliva so that it can be turned into drinking water! We should infact release a few dogs infected with the rabies virus to spread it to other rabid dogs. That way more people can fill buckets increasing the amount of fresh water in the USA! It could become a standard that you fill one bucket of saliva before you are allowed to be cured for the Rabies disease. It would benifit us so much because saliva is almost like a re-newable source of water! Instead of wasting the water we should use it!

Sincerely

Donald M